The Hen Party Poem

The Hen Party Poem

There once was a gem of a Hen,

A Classy and Flashy girl that goes by the name of Jen.

She booked with Hen Party Central,

And we organised everything from command central.

She didn’t want to go to a clown of a town,

Rather, she wanted a big City that wouldn’t leave a frown.

She wanted to enjoy a few drinks with her girls in trendy pubs,

Then dance the night away in the best nightclubs.

Poor Jen was stressing about planning a range of great activities,

While we delight in organising them while enjoying some chocolate McVitie’s.

She thought about Painting a nude,

Something that would get all the girls in the mood.

She wasn’t into action, adrenaline or anything that could break glass,

Instead she fancied taking a pole dancing class.

She had no interest either in Archery or Paintball,

But wanted to learn how to make a cocktail called a High Ball.

After all Jen’s energy was spent,

She thought how badly the hen could have went.

She left all the organising in Hen Party Central’s control,

And all she had to do was turn up and be ready to Rock ‘n’ Roll.

Whatever you want to do on your hen party weekend is your decision but let us take the hassle out of organising it for you.

Contact us today on events@henpartycentral.ie for information on all the locations, activities and packages we have to offer.